January 2012
December 2011
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Nickelodeon won't tell us the air date for Korra?
photoshoppedreality:
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the-ren:
sourgreenapples:
biteythevillain:
ichbindasscheissmessiah:
broboners:
askthebubblemates:
fuck
cries
tears in my eyes omg
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh. My heart.
*cries*
;_;
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maybe season 7 will have a brilliant season finale...
soulfisting:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YEA no it’s not happening. :| They’ve done too much shit to this season to try and redeem it this late in the game.
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Driving in the Car with Parents
Mom: "I'm getting so sick of Christmas music on every station. Do you have your mp3 player on you?"
Me: "Yes, but I'm listening to it right now."
Mom: "Well you can plug it in here so we all can listen to it."
Me: "But... then I'd have to listen to something else..."
Mom: "Nah, you wouldn't. Whatever you're listening to is fine with me."
Me: "...are you sure?"
Mom: "Of course! Anything would be better than this Christmas music."
Me: "Okay." *plays "Right In"*
...
Mom: "Uh... can you skip to the next song?"
Me: "Yeah, sure." *plays "Bangarang"*
...
Mom: *pulls auxiliary cable out of aux jack and puts radio back on* "Oops, did that fall out?"
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Worst movies ever
alexds1:
Cafiffle reminded me that the movie 10,000 BC exists. While it is really really not a great movie, it saves itself because you know it doesn’t take itself seriously. So it is not as anywhere near as bad as any of the following films. I can’t even talk about any of these three in casual conversation without getting the shakes.
Lady in the Water
A.I.
The Happening
I also hate Amélie...
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theoeuvre:
sooo. girl with the dragon tattoo is rated R.
but blue valentine was rated NC17.
hmm.
I can’t even put into words how fucked up this is.
And there isn’t a gif in the world that can properly express my rage and disgust at this insanity.
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everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
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