Apparently while I was crashing on the couch last night, mom said she took a laser pointer and aimed it for the back of my head so the cats could knock the crap out of my brains. I must’ve been sleeping like the dead because I don’t remember squat about that.
She said I only twitched once, and before that happened she actually checked if I was still breathing.
YAY UNDISTURBED SLEEP AND THE FAILURE OF MY MOTHER’S DIABOLICAL PLANS TO CHAOTICALLY WAKE ME UP
